New Site Renders Social Media Experts Obsolete

This cracked me up:

New Site Renders Social Media Experts Obsolete
by Jason Kincaid
PR agencies and social media experts across the web, prepare to meet your match. This week sees the launch of ******.com, a website that can tell startups to “identify relevant and compelling hooks”, “humanise the brand by driving the audience conversations”, and combine a bevy of many other pleonastic words to forge taglines that are utterly and completely devoid of meaning. Free of charge.

In an earlier version of my business web site, I had this ‘pinned’ to the landing page:

Too bad this valuable service wasn’t available then.  But I’m bookmarking it now - in case I ever need to say nothing somewhere.
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Thanks to Peter Himler for pointing me to the TechCrunch article.