From: Brent Green
To: Chuck Nyren
Subject: The funny part is it's eerily accurate...
The joy of book and author promotion circa 2009:
Subject: Our Marketing Plan
by Ellis Weiner
Let me introduce myself. My name is Gineen Klein, and I’ve been brought on as an intern to replace the promotion department here at Propensity Books … I’ve attached a list of celebrities we think would be great to blurb your book, so find out their numbers and call them up … We’d like to see you on morning talk shows like the “Today” show and “The View,” so please get yourself booked on them and keep us “in the loop.”
From: Chuck Nyren
To: Brent Green
Subject: RE: The funny part is it's eerily accurate...
That’s great. I’m spray-feeding it on Hoster Broaster.